Dave Barry's piece this week was on eVoting:
Inside the voting booth you'll find a ''touchscreen,'' which is a computer screen coated with a thin, invisible layer of germs left by all the people who voted ahead of you, many of whom use the sacred sanctity of the voting booth to pick their noses. When you touch this screen, tiny pieces of electricity called ''electrons'' go shooting into your finger, through your arm and into your brain, where they whiz around until they locate the name of the candidate you wish to vote for; they then transmit this information to Central Voting Command (located in India) along with any legally questionable thoughts you may have regarding terrorism, tax evasion or sexual fantasies featuring an armadillo and Wayne Newton.From Herald.com | 09/12/2004 | Low-carb leader will get my vote
Referenced Mon Sep 13 2004 07:12:55 GMT-0600
Remember to bring some antiseptic wipes with you to the polling booth.