On Wednesday afternoon, I'm getting arrested. This is one of those ugly little situation where they actually haul you out of your office with handcuffs on and embarrass you in front of your friends. Fortunately, its for a good cause. I'm being arrested by the Muscular Dystrophy Association and held for $2000 bail. If you're a vendor (or anyone else who doesn't want to see me rot in prison) and you're willing to help me raise my bail, please let me know. I'm beginning to think I'll just have to serve my time.